BAGHDAD?NO, FUCK,BAGDAT!IS 24 TODAY!
Busy suchka by Day(we need more of our hookah trips m8). Absolute gigachad of a friend all year round
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
Tale of the Tape
Grappling & Gains
The Mat Slayer
Official NU BJJ & Grappling Club
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The Mat Slayer
Vicious ground game. Suffocating top pressure. Opponents enter the mat as humans and leave as tactical pretzels. Every roll ends the same way: tap, tap, tap.
The Iron Breaker
NU Gym Incident Report
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The Iron Breaker
The machines tried their best. The cables did not survive. Facilities management has filed a formal request for heavier iron and a moment of silence.
The Academic Grinder
Master’s Degree Hustle
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The Academic Grinder
Deadlines get the same treatment as opponents. Unbreakable discipline, relentless work ethic, and a thesis that will also be submitted by force if necessary.
AHHHH THE EFFECTS... I MADE A FUCKING SOUNDBOARD! KNOCK YOURSELF OUT
Happy Birthday, Legend.
The scariest guy on the mats and the kindest guy off them(girls if youre reading this i can attest to this shit). Here’s to another year of hard work, harder rolls and the warmest heart in the room.